Good people of my LJ!Hear ye hear ye!I shall be leaving tomorrow to go to Governor's Honors Academy.It is a big frickin deal,so I'm feeling all high and mighty. But,alas my readers,I shant be here for 3 weeks.Yes,one month fair readers,I know that it will be hard,but if you all band together,you will make it through.

So,in a way to remember me by,here are a few random pictures.Some are making fun of Hillary Clinton,Bush,and other political fails.Some are of me in London and elsewhere.W/e enjoy and comment peeps.Just click on the cut too...

( 3 WHOLE WEEKS WHAT IN THE **** WILL YOU GUYS DO!?!?!? )

Is there anybody gone to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry;
Still, you don't regret a single day.
Ah girl! Girl!

She's the kind of girl who puts you down
When friends are there, you feel a fool.
Didididi..
When you say she's looking good
She acts as if it's understood.
She's cool, cool, cool, cool,
Girl! Girl! [Was she]

When I think of all the times I've tried to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry;
And she promises the earth to me
And I believe her.
After all this times I don't know why.
Ah, girl! Girl!

She's the kind of girl who puts you down when friends are there,
You feel a fool.
When you say she's looking good, she acts as if it's understood.
She's cool, cool, cool, cool, Girl! Girl!

Was she told when she was young the pain
Would lead to pleasure?
Did she understand it when they said
That a man must break his back to earn
His day of leisure?
Will she still believe it when he's dead?
Ah girl! Girl! Girl!

-Girl--The Beatles

AS THE SUBJECT SAYS THIS IS MY ULTRA SUPER PRETTY ENTRY IN WHICH I WILL BE POSTING PICTURE AND VIDEOS OF SOME OF MY FAVORITE GUYS WOOTWOOT!











I love Serj ^_^

ANYWAY,I guess the last entry was too fucking weird for you people to comprehend, and that isn't an insult,cuz I just now read it again and was like "WTF".

My summer has been good so far.I meant to update this bitch a billion times,but I'm such a procrastinator.So first I went up to my grandma's (dad's side) and hung out up there for a few days.During that time,we watched Juno and There Will Be Blood.Now...prepared for some bitching.

SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!
For those of you that have seen Juno,you will know that the adoptive parents, Mark and Vanessa Loring (Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner) were a bit on the dysfunctional side.Mark was this wanna be rock star that had a small taste of fame earlier in life,but now composes music for TV commercials and has a tiny room for all of his guitars and shit.He is even quoted with saying "Yea,Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff." ANYWAY,Vanessa on the other hand wants a baby more then oxygen,but is barren or something.She is a neat freak and wants everything to be perfect.Once again...SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!SPOILERS!Mark and Vanessa eventually divorce.So after the movie,I'm up on the computer and my grandma comes up to get ready for bed and starts to talk about the movie.This is how our convo went...

G-Ma:So I think the most surprising thing was that they got divorced.
Me:Well,do you blame him?He was a guest in his own home.
G-Ma:But she gave him his OWN ROOM.
Me: * O_o * But it was HIS house.
G-Ma:He was a total jerk for leaving her.
Me:But he wasn't ready to be a father.
G-Ma:But he should have stayed with her.
Me:*lost for words*

So,I dunno who's side you're going to take,but HONESTLY!*grumble grumble*

Now,There Will Be Blood.AND OMG I TOTS HAVE SOME INCREDIBLE FOR ALL OF YOU DANIEL DAY-LEWIS FANS!




Pretty right!?!?Bah,I don't really care.ANYWAY,I told her in advance that it was one of my favorite movies,and IMEDITALLY FOLLOWING THE CLOSING "THERE WILL BE BLOOD" thingy,she turns to me and says with a face "why is THAT your favorite movie"? HAHA,she was the one that wanted to watch it!So I responded with "DID YOU NOT SEE THAT INCREDIBLE CINEMATOGRAPHY AND DANIEL DAY-LEWIS AND VISUALIZE HOW INCREDIBLE THE SCRIPT WAS AND DANIEL DAY-LEWIS AND DID YOU FREAKING SEE THE BAPTISM SCENE BETWEEN PAUL DANO AND DANIEL DAY-LEWIS AND PAUL DANO ACTING THAT SHOULD HAVE FLIPPIN BEEN UP FOR "BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR" THAT HE TOTALLY WOULD HAVE WON!?!?!?...daniel day-lewis." Maybe I didn't say DDL's name that many times,BUT I WAS THINKING IT!

Now for the final story,and there is actually no bitching in this one *watches as hell freezes over*. Grandma decided that she would like a viewing of "Gangs of New York".Okay,you reader.Picture watching GONY with your grandparents.Now get back to me on how awkward that would be.The first thing you see (and I am not joking) when you put in the 2nd disc is DDL laying among 3 very nude women...who are actually laying on him BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!POINT:I am not watching explicit sex and nude scenes with my grandparents.So...how to deflect this... "Grandma...I've seen that movie soooooooooooooo many times (true story) what about Sweeney Todd?" Moral of the story:Violence can replace sex no matter what anyone says.Here is another picture for good measure.




Hell,have a video.



So anyway,I'm sorry to leave you,and I only know that I posted pics of only two people,but get over it.Its 2 in the morning,and I'm going to bed.I'll do some more later.But here,watched this and laugh you ass off.Its not Serj or Daniel,buts its about milkshakes,and its THE FUNNEST THING EVER!

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Thanks to maureen for this.

ANYWAY,I finally completed my thesis for my English class.I did it on the Five Families of New York.Click the cut peeps ( The Five Families )

Whilst watching There Will Be Blood for the millionth time,I realized that DDL character reminds me a lot of...me.Here,you ppl that know me,tell me if this doesn't sound like my personality description...

Plainview: Are you an angry man Henry...Are you envious? Do you get envious?...I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people...There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone...I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little, Henry...I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people.
[laughs]

NOTE:This quote was not said in this order.I took all of the extraneous things out.

So yea...I do hate most people,and the reason I hate them is because ANYTHING I find good in them is demolished by their terrible personalities.And I think that anyone that has spoken a single word to me will tell you that I am very very competitive.Or not,I try not to show it,but anytime something good happens to someone,even if I didn't give two shits about it,I still have to force myself to congratulate them or anything.Its mostly people my age though.

Another thing that I was thinking about:I got my ACT scores back,and while I didn't get the greatest composite score,I realized that I'm smart.I got a 24 for those interested.Math drug me down my the ankles.27 and a 29 in English and a 22 in science.ANYWAY,I don't think that I'm smart in the way that society measures brilliance,but I'm smart in a way that I know people.Remember how I said that I immediately judge someone (or maybe I didn't say that,but I was thinking it),I feel like I immediately know them.I know how to play them.How to get what I want from them.I'm a good judge of character.

I also realized something else:that people that I'm mean to have either A:Pissed me off or B:I have them figured out and they are rendered boring or C:are just too fucking crazy and weird for me to spend time communicating with their odd-ass behavior.The people that I talk to are A:Interesting,even if I would never admit it to them B:Annoying enough for me to get revenge by constantly pissing them off or C:Have completely opposite personalities of me.People that I find have the same personality as me I find unamusing and quite frankly,a complete bitch (which is prolly what most people think of me,but IDC).Now,people w/ similar interests I could talk to all day.Example:A really nice boy interested in acting.That would kick ass.

Anyway,these are just some epiphanies of mine for tonight.

Oh yea,I made it to states for track.Leaving at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow,won't be back till Sat.WOOT.

OKay,so this is my "fuck you" speech for the day.I will start labeling the subject as FU or,I could just tag it.Whatever,as always,IDC fuck the world.

So,I just got done watching There Will Be Blood.Daniel Day-Lewis was incredibly beautiful,even if he was always COVERED in either dirt or oil.Amazing acting.So much so that I shall start studying method acting.ANYWAY,now to the FU part...

ANYONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE THIS AMAZING MOVIE...FUCK YOU.BIG TIME.IN YOUR 1900s OIL HATING ASS.

U WANT TO FUCKING KNOW WHY I THINK THAT THERE IS NO FUCKING GOD!?BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TRASH!THEY ARE FUCKING VILE MUTANT PIECES OF SHIT AND IT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT TO BELIEVE THAT THIS GUY THAT IS SUPPOSE TO BE KIND AND THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST POWER ON EARTH CAN CREATE SOMETHING SO FUCKING CRUEL AND JUST WORTHLESS FUCKS AS MAN!!!!!

http://animalsaviors.org/

GO TO THAT FUCKING WEBSITE AND FUCKING WATCH THAT VIDEO ON THERE!AND ANYONE THAT HAS THE UNFORGIVABLE AUDACITY TO NOT EVEN CARE OR ACT OR EVEN FUCKING TRY TO FUCKING SAY THAT ANIMALS DON'T HAVE SOLES OR EMOTIONS OR ANY FUCKING THING CAN FUCKING BURN IN THEIR MYTHICAL HELL!!!

YOU LAZY SHIT WADS OUT THERE THAT ARE SO FUCKING IGNORANT AS TO SAY THAT IT ISN'T YOUR PROBLEM ARE JUST AS FUCKING BAD AS THE DUMBSHITS DOING IT!

LIVING BEINGS DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE FUCKING WORTHLESS PILES OF SHIT!THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS TO THAT ARE THE SCUM THAT ARE DOING THAT.AND IF ANYONE DARES TO COMMENT CALLING ME A FUCKING TREE HUGGER OR PULL ANY OF THAT UNEDUCATED OR BRAINWASHED CHRISTIAN SHIT,YOU CAN SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE IF I HAD ANY KIND OF HOPE THAT THERE WAS IN FACT A WONDERFUL PLACE THAT I GO TO WHEN I DIE,OR THAT GOD DOES EXIST,IT IS ALL COMPLETELY GONE.HUMANS ARE THE MOST PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR LIFE ON THIS PLANET.ANYTHING GOOD THAT HAPPENS IN THIS WORLD IS COMPLETELY DEFILED BY WARS AND HATE,BOTH THE BYPRODUCTS OF MAN.

I'm so sick and tired of all of the fighting and the killing that people do.I want it all to end and to be over.Why are people like that?Why is it so bad to care?

And if I had a clue I'd know exactly
What to do
If I were the wiser of the two

And if I saw it all so clear
I'd write it down and bend your ear
If I were the clearer of the two

We could take a walk into the
Canyons of 5th avenue
Sing and dance... just to name a few

All I do
All I do

And if I heard the angels sing I'd
Sing it back to you and bring the
Sound of heaven ringing just for you

And if I saw the sun fall down
I'd pick it up and make a crown
One that was a perfect fit for you

We could take a walk
Into the apple orchard by the school
We could make a little residue

We could find a place to stay
A secret little hide away
Spend a little time inside of you

All I do
All I do

All eyes
All eyes
All eyes on you

All I do
All I do
All I do
All I do

-If--Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nothing much has been going on.Under loads of stress because of my fucking research topic.Piss on it.

We had prom,and I didn't go.I sorta wish that I did cuz I love dances,but I dunno.Its all good.Everyone was talking about how short Maryanne's dress was,and its odd.I made up with her in London,and now I find that I can't talk bad about her.She is really cool,and probably one of the best friends that I will ever have.She made me feel good about myself,and even did it in the short time we hung out in London.I regret being so petty that I didn't bitch out some sense into her, and myself really.I dunno,just a thought.

SALUTO!

Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on.
When I sit alone, come get a little known
But I need more than myself this time.
Step from the road to the sea to the sky, and I do believe that we rely on
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice.

Hey oh... listen what I say oh
I got your hey oh, now listen what I say oh

When will I know that I really can't go
To the well once more - time to decide on.
Well it's killing me, when will I really see, all that I need to look inside.
Come to belive that I better not leave before I get my chance to ride,
Well it's killing me, what do I really need - all that I need to look inside.

Hey oh... listen what I say oh
Come back and hey oh, look at what I say oh

The more I see the less I know
The more I like to let it go - hey oh, woah...
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Finally divided by a word so undecided and there's nowhere to go;
Inbetween the cover of another perfect wonder and it's so white as snow,
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.

Ho!
Went to descend to ammend for a friend of the channels that had broken down.
Now you bring it up, I'm gonna ring it up - just to hear you sing it out.
Step from the road to the sea to the sky, and I do belive what we rely on,
When I lay it on, come get to play it on
All my life to sacrifice

Hey oh... listen what I say oh
I got your hey oh... listen what I say oh

The more I see, the less I know
The more I like to let it go - hey oh, woah...
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow.
Finally divided by a word so undecided and there's nowhere to go
Inbetween the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.

I said hey hey yeah oh yeah, tell my love now.
Hey hey yeah oh yeah, tell my love now.

Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow,
Finaly divided by a word so undecided and there's nowhere to go.
Deep beneath the cover of another perfect wonder where it's so white as snow...
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed and there's nowhere to go.

I said hey oh yeah oh yeah... tell my love now
Hey yeah yeah... oh yeah.

-Snow (Hey Oh)--Red Hot Chili Peppers

Blah,nothin has been happening.My prom thing is of notable quality though:

Because the gods have it in for me,they have rendered me dateless for prom.Ergo,I shall be one of those fat ugly bitches that goes alone and looks like a tard.Woot woot.

Anyway,I'ma going to go cuz mah cramps hurt so bad that I might actually cry.

Right,so here is some more from London...

It was great.
The food was good.
The people were nice.
Americans complain more then any other race on the PLANET.
The people have an odd sense of humor.
I miss it *sigh*.

It's true, we're all a little insane.
But it's so clear,
Now that I'm unchained.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me. Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.

One day I'm gonna forget your name,
And one sweet day, you're gonna drown in my lost pain.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
And oh you love to hate me don't you, honey?
I'm your sacrifice.

(I dream in darkness
I sleep to die,
Erase the silence,
Erase my life,
Our burning ashes
Blacken the day,
A world of nothingness,
Blow me away.)

Do you wonder why you hate?
Are you still too weak to survive your mistakes?

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me.
Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.

Sweet Sacrifice-Evanescence

Clearly I survived.It was so kickass,I loved every minute of it.We went to castles,cathedrals,towns,houses...it was amazing.

I went on a Jack the Ripper tour one night with the world's leading expert on Jack as a tour guide,and he sold copies of his book after the tour,and I bought one,got it autographed and a pic with him.

I stood on top of Dover Castle and watched boats sail through the English Channel.

I got lost in Dover Castle.

I accidentally mocked the royal family in front of a Briton. (long story short:there was all of these weapons in Windsor Castle,a castle of the royal family,and in the mist of all these weapons was a iron rod w/ a hand on it that looked like a back scratcher,so I said to someone "look,its thy royale back scratcher".I elaborated on how it might have felt and such,and little to my knowledge,there was a guard behind me getting angrier and angrier...)

I got lost in Windsor Castle.

I became friends w/ Maryanne again.

I was in the Tower of London.

Dover Castle shop doesn't sell Memory Cards for a camera.

I almost head butted a senior citizen.

If there is a god,Craig Paige was made sculpted by him.

If you share the name of the tour guide,confusion and frustration will be created.

London is the best place ever!

I will say more later,I'm being shipped to my grandparents tomorrow morning.Jenn,call me on my cell to hear more!

Super automatic pilot motor running down circles in the parking lot
Self-sustaining system bit her in the neck and quick and kissed her and took all she got
Did you come here to dance?
Whats in your glass?
Do you feel better?

Let it rain, Let it pour
Let it rain, Let it pour
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Let it rain, Let it pour

Cruise-control distressed, her kind of cursed and kind of blessed her, engine running on the fume
Vision blue and blurry, falling angels in a flurry, spinning thru the empty room
Did you come here to dance?
Whats in your glass?
Do you feel better now?

Let it rain, Let it pour
Let it rain, Let it pour
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Let it rain, Let it pour

Super automatic pilot motor running down circles in the parking lot
Self-sustaining system bit her in the neck and quick and kissed her and took all she got

Let it rain (Hallelujah), Let it pour
Let it rain (Hallelujah), Let it pour
Let it pour (Hallelujah)
Let it pour (Hallelujah)
Let it pour

Let It Rain-OK GO

Even though I'm over my fear of planes,I still feel very...empty I guess you can say.There is this Scrubs episode where Elliot tells this patient that he has 7 months to live.So he quits his job,his wife left him,and he is okay with that because he convinced himself that life isn't worth living,so whats the point?But then,he comes back in for a check-up,and everything is fine,so he ends up suing her because his life was so empty.Thats the way I feel.Every bad thing that has happened to me in the pass few months,I've taken in stride because I have it in my head that it won't matter.

Every time my parents or anyone else talks about college,I resist the urge to do either of these things:cry or roll my eyes.Because I think that I won't be around for it.Horrible,I know.But you have no idea how confident I will be if I come back from this.No idea at all.This is another "walk in my shoes" thing:

I will go to college!I will get my own car,see what its like to play whatever the hell I want on MY stereo,do what I want in MY house,have kids,get married,get divorced...

Has anyone else spent a day mourning yourself,knowing when you will die,knowing the moment it will come,knowing you can stop it but at the same time you can't do anything?

Have you ever felt the fear that normally comes from dying,but have the instinct of human curiosity of what will come after?

Have you ever just sat down in the snow,on the coldest day of the year just because you can,and you know you will never be able to again?

Have you ever hugged your pet for a solid 5 minutes,knowing they too have feelings and will know that you're no longer with them.

Have you ever carried around a picture of a lost loved one,constantly staring at it to memorize their face,how they acted,because you know that you will be reunited with them soon?

Have you ever been at a dinner table,surrounded by people you've known for years,but felt so alone that you wanted to get up and scream in their faces just so they will have something...anything,to remember you bye?

Have you ever had to go about your normal life,just so your loved ones won't get worried and ask you whats wrong?

Have you ever put on your "strong face" for your father,your protector and role model,just so you won't have that image of him broken by him crying?

Please someone,tell me that I will be alright so that I can stop doing these things.Tell me anything,just help.I honestly can't do it anymore.

First few results behind the cut ppl kthxbye!


( Let it rain let it pour,hallelujah halleujah! )

I decided to do a music version of the move quotes.Pick 20 of your favorite song lyrics,and since some lyrics are the same,include the genre that your song falls under.Or you can include multiple lines from the song,which ever.I apologize for any mistakes,I'm doing these off the top of my head.

Just to cut out the middle man,all of my song are going to be metal or rock except for the first which is acoustic.God speed Spiderman.


1."We are not as divided,as our politics suggest." (hint:you can't find this on a CD)

2."I've come here to kill you,
won't leave until you've died
Murder born of vengeance,
I closed my brothers eyes tonight..."

3."Can't you see their bodies burning?
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying from anticipation
Choking from intoxication..."

4."Keep your fingers crossed,
truth is at a lost.
Big decision for an ordinary coward
The only problem is your fucking rhetoric
More in danger then before you took power."

5."I wrote you
and told you
you were the biggest fish out here.
You should've never gone to Hollywood."

6."Every time I try to go where I really want to be
it's already where I am.
Cause I'm already there."

7."It was easy to tell
it was love from above that could save me from Hell.
She had fire in her soul
It was easy to see
how the devil himself could be pulled out of me."

8."No colors anymore
I want them to turn black.
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes."

9."Lets go get lost anywhere in the USA
Let's go get lost
let's go get lost."

10."Just when you think you're in control
Just when you think you've got a hold
Just when you get on a roll."

11."Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy
Bars in the window
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in
Crazy over the rainbow he is crazy."

12."She's over-worked,and self assured
Oh no,I know a dirty word"

13."Save yourself a penny for the fairy man
Save yourself and let them suffer"

14."Where never going to quit
Ain't nothing wrong with it."

15."Whats the worst that I could say?
Things were better if I stayed
so long and good night
so long and good night."

16."Darkness
Imprisoning me
All I see
Absolute Horror
I Cannot Live
I Cannot Die
Trapped in Myself
Body My Holding Cell"

17."Sing along mockingbird
You don't effect me."

18."She the angel with the dirty face
And it seems to me
She's a casualty
Of all the pressure
We put on her
And now we've lost her for good."

19."You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass on your bitch so you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you.
You'll work hard with a gun in your back
for a bowl of rice a day

20."Once more you say those lies to me
Why can't you just be straight up with honesty?
When you say those things in my ear,
why do you always tell me what you wanna hear?
Wear your heart on your sleeve,
make things start to blieve
I'm not feeling this situation.
Run away,try to find that safe place you can't hide."




I did loads for the last one cuz it might be hard for some of you

Well I don't think that you guys are going to get anymore,so here are the movies as well as the actors that said the lines...



1."Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry." There Will Be Blood-Daniel Day-Lewis

2. "I have to see this, Dad. You have to let me go. I want to fight. Please! I have to see this. Just let me go!" phantomsangel48 War Of the Worlds

3."You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest." maureen Little Miss Sunshine- Paul Dano

4. "Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?"
"..."
"What does that mean?"
"That means no."
"Good! Throw them again. But this time throw them high.Do you work for my brother?" phantomsangel48 Stardust- Mark Strong

5. "I have abandoned my child!...Say it.Say it!"
"*mumble*"
"Say it louder...say it louder!"
"I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!" phantomsangel48 There Will Be Blood-Daniel Day-Lewis

6. "You can milk just about anything with nipples."
"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" phantomsangel48 Meet the Parents- Ben Stiller to Robert De Niro

7. "There's no mayo... this is bullshit!" phantomsangel48 Meet the Spartans-Sean Maguire

8."Yes, Henry. Look, but don't touch. That's your way."
"Just shut up. I won't be tricked again."
"Tricked? You've known what I was about each time you drank the formula."
"Liar. I am a good man."
"Who's lying now?" maureen The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-Jason Flemyng

9. "Do you really think death frightens me now?I watched my eldest son die, watched you drag his body behind your chariot.Give him back to me.He deserves a proper burial, you know that.Give him to me." illwynd Troy- Peter O'Toole

10."Why do you torment that thing so?"
"It's what I do." Van Helsing-Richard Roxburgh

11."Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick." The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy-Sam Rockwell

12. "Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."
"That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot." illwynd Monty Python and the Holy Grail-Neil Innes

13."I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one."Secret Window-Johnny Depp

14. "You've come to kill me, haven't you?"
"Yes."
"Thank God." maureen and phantomsangel48 V for Vendetta-Hugo Weaving

15."Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!"Wild Hogs-Johnny C. McGinly

1."Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry."

2. "I have to see this, Dad. You have to let me go. I want to fight. Please! I have to see this. Just let me go!" phantomsangel48

3."You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest."

4. "Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?"
"..."
"What does that mean?"
"That means no."
"Good! Throw them again. But this time throw them high.Do you work for my brother?" phantomsangel48

5. "I have abandoned my child!...Say it.Say it!"
"*mumble*"
"Say it louder...say it louder!"
"I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!" phantomsangel48

6. "You can milk just about anything with nipples."
"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" phantomsangel48

7. "There's no mayo... this is bullshit!" phantomsangel48

8."Yes, Henry. Look, but don't touch. That's your way."
"Just shut up. I won't be tricked again."
"Tricked? You've known what I was about each time you drank the formula."
"Liar. I am a good man."
"Who's lying now?"

9. "Do you really think death frightens me now?I watched my eldest son die, watched you drag his body behind your chariot.Give him back to me.He deserves a proper burial, you know that.Give him to me." illwynd

10."Why do you torment that thing so?"
"It's what I do."

11."Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick."

12. "Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."
"That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot." illwynd

13."I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one."

14. "You've come to kill me, haven't you?"
"Yes."
"Thank God." maureen and phantomsangel48

15."Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!"

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb (or Wikiquote, my personal favorite!) and find a quote from each movie. (or in some cases, just remember them.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikiquote search functions.


1."Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry."

2."I have to see this, Dad. You have to let me go. I want to fight. Please! I have to see this. Just let me go!"

3."You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest."

4."Has excessive begging or pleading ever persuaded me to spare the life of a traitor?"
"..."
"What does that mean?"
"That means no."
"Good! Throw them again. But this time throw them high.Do you work for my brother?"

5."I have abandoned my child!...Say it.Say it!"
"*mumble*"
"Say it louder...say it louder!"
"I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!"

6."You can milk just about anything with nipples."
"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

7."There's no mayo... this is bullshit!"

8."Yes, Henry. Look, but don't touch. That's your way."
"Just shut up. I won't be tricked again."
"Tricked? You've known what I was about each time you drank the formula."
"Liar. I am a good man."
"Who's lying now?"

9."Do you really think death frightens me now?I watched my eldest son die, watched you drag his body behind your chariot.Give him back to me.He deserves a proper burial, you know that.Give him to me."

10."Why do you torment that thing so?"
"It's what I do."

11."Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick."

12."Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis..."
"That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot."

13."I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new pack, smoke the shit out of that one."

14."You've come to kill me, haven't you?"
"Yes."
"Thank God."

15."Forget about them, more fun for us! Like what you see, huh? Let's get involved!"

Bonus points if you can get the actor who said it.

Cheyanne,these are your's,just click on the cut below...

( Click this!!! )

Well I had quite the epiphany the other day when I was talking to Cheyanne's mom.She gave me a ride to the Nursing Home,but first we had to drop Jessie off at piano practice,so we had a few minutes to talk in between.I asked her if she was excited for England,to which she responded "No," I don't get it either,but w/e.Anyway,the subject of fear-o-plane came up,and I told her how I wasn't afraid of the crash,burn,and die anymore.She responded by saying that she wasn't afraid of death because she already knows where she is going.Up in heaven to be with Jesus.I said something about how I'm not afraid of death,but I don't like the idea of leaving my family behind,and she said something,I don't remember what exactly,but it made me feel weird.Like I cared too much about my mom and dad. I'm sorry,but I don't think that I would be at peace with God if he took my mother/wife and my daughter/sister away from me.I worry so much that I cry when dad goes anywhere,even if he drives.And I've seen how violent people can get when it comes to money and his job.Anyway,my original point is this:Religious people have it so easy they don't even realize it.

Cheyanne's mom is fine with dying.Okay,fine,lots of people are,but what slapped me in the face,even though I've heard it a million times,is that she is POSITIVE of where she is going.Now I wouldn't believe for a second that she would go any other place other then heaven if thats where the end is cuz she is one of the nicest people I've ever met,but she is positive of it.My grandma is positive of where she is going.My mom is positive.Some of my friends are positive.My question:How?

Look at it from my point of view:I have no idea where I'm going,whether or not I will see my family again,if I will be tortured,or if I will have to go through this hell yet again by being reincarnated.I don't know if I will go straight into the fiery pits of hell or if I will chill with Jesus.As I watch my family die one by one in life,I don't know if I'll see them again in death.As my friends die,how do I know if I'll ever laugh with them again?

Now let me look at it from the religious point of view:I've never killed someone before,the only commandment I broke was that I don't "have faith",and all of my tiny sins that I've done will be forgiven so I will gladly be accepted into heaven to kick it with God and watch people as they go though the hell that is their daily life.Be reunited with my family,continue to watch my kids and grandkids grow up,blah.blah.blah.All will be good.

Now compare them and you tell me why I'm so afraid of death.Why I'm so afraid of flying across an ocean twice or doing anything risky.Why cities scare the shit of me,hell,why the country scares the shit out of me.Why I make sure people lock their care when they go into a building for 5 minutes.Why I'm so afraid of germs,of car rides on an icy highway with a teenage girl at the wheel.

So for all of you jackasses that continue to make fun of me for any of the following,why don't you take a minute to put yourself in the shoes of an atheist instead of trying to get them to listen to the word of the lord?

And under the boughs unbowed
All clothed in a snowy shroud
She had no heart so hardened
All under the boughs unbowed

Each feather it fell from skin
'Till thread bare while she grew thin
How were my eyes so blinded?
Each feather it fell from skin

And I will hang my head, hang my head low
And I will hang my head, hang my head low

A gray sky, a bitter sting
A rain cloud, a crane on wing
All out beyond horizon
A grey sky, a bitter sting

And I will hang my head, hang my head low
And I will hang my head, hang my head low

-The Crane Wife 3--the Decemberists

Blahblah blahblahblah blah blah.Thats how life has been for me.I'm so effing bored.I'm sitting here PRAYING that school is canceled tomorrow.Cuz...

1)Due to a weekend of NO dry-ur-eyes-out face medicine,I have developed two pimples that have to go before I go back into that school.
2)NOBODY should be able to eat the amount of food I consumed today.
3)I just don't feel like it.

Wellz,I got a new hair style.It's much more feminine,but I can't style it right just yet.Also,its very dark brown w/ purple tips woot woot bitches.But I have to make this short cuz I'm very busy and I'm going to get off of here as soon as this posts so later pimps!

SALUTO!